Thursday, August 6, 2009

****ing Calltaking

Today's highlights include ---
The woman in labor with contractions less than two minutes apart on her third pregnancy who didn't want to take her pants off to deliver the baby.
Alarm company idiot giving me an alarm for "26 Raul Lie Drive" because they don't pay them enough to actually read.  (translation: 26 Raleigh)
The woman SO concerned for her mentally ill daughter that her only contact number is a cellphone that's about to die because she's at the shore on vacation.
And finally, the woman that didn't want to get off the phone with me to speak to the police about her domestic issue because I "was going to f***ing listen to her and she wasn't f***ing getting arrested."
I hate people.