Dispatcher Murphy's Law of Tow Trucks: The moment an officer keys up to ask where it is, is the moment the truck appears.

You know it's a busy night when...

Accident Command keys up and asks for another ambulance and the fire dispatcher sitting next to you starts actively weeping because he doesn't have any more to send.

Working fire side tonight.

Stop wrecking your cars people. Seriously.

There's a phone in there?!

FALL
228 BARN RD, COWTOWN TWP  

/0217      94/F -- LIFT ASSIST
/0218      PT IS IN BATHROOM - RP IS SON CALLING IN VAGINA.