The craziest storm I have ever worked in five years at the county whipped through this week.
Herewith, the stats for Thursday:
209 calls dispatched by yours truly from 1900-0700
148 dispatched between 1900-0000
20,000 without power
10 sore fingers
2 shots of tequila
31.1 second transmission by a sawed off dick of a cop keying up during emergency traffic to tell me in a his radio wasn't working whilst at district court. Resulting in...
1 tired and pissed dispatcher. Hey buddy, fuck you.