Thus far this weekend, I have received the following overly creative complaints for fireworks:
Too close to the house (nothing on fire)
Sparks shooting over the street (nothing on fire)
Excessively loud fireworks
I don't know the people setting off the fireworks
I know the people setting off the fireworks, but I don't like them
The people setting off the fireworks don't apear to have the appropriate safety equipment nearby
To which nearly every officer has responded with some variation of "it's 4th of July, are you fucking kidding?"