0400. Between my podmate and I we have 7 hours of sleep combined in 48 hours. The coffee run can no longer be avoided (you didn't think we would use that nasty pot in the break room, did you?). Coffee order goes around the room, and podmate finally gets to me.
"I'll have a small coffee, cream and sugar."
"Small? You know that's the size of a shot glass right?"
"I won't finish anything bigger."
"That's a disgrace to the profession. I'm bringing you a medium... maybe one day you can work up to the big girl coffee."