I have an unhealthy obsession with being overly chipper on the phone in the vicinity of 0600. I especially like to strike at departments calling in to log on duty. Two cups of coffee and caller ID is quickly becoming a grizzled old cop's nightmare:
"Goooooooooooooooooooood morrrrrrrrrrrrrniiiiing Anytown PD!"
"Jesus Christ!" *phone drops*
[a moment later after recovering]: Yeah. We're here. Log us on.