This and That

Monroeville Boro calls in for a File 2* on an a vehicle for unauthorized use (I can't fucking win with these...).

The state police are unusually quick with their response, so I call the officer back while he's in his car.

"I have the information you need."

"Ok, let me just pu--"

*mdc dings signaling the arrival of the tag to his car terminal.*


"Efficient as ever, Sassy, thank you."

"Do you need anything else before I hang up?"

"Could you fill out the attempt to locate form for me and save me the fax?"

"DISPATCHER. Not secretary."

*File 2:  request to query BMV database for vehicles registered to a subject.