The state police are unusually quick with their response, so I call the officer back while he's in his car.
"I have the information you need."
"Ok, let me just pu--"
*mdc dings signaling the arrival of the tag to his car terminal.*
"Efficient as ever, Sassy, thank you."
"Do you need anything else before I hang up?"
"Could you fill out the attempt to locate form for me and save me the fax?"
"DISPATCHER. Not secretary."
*File 2: request to query BMV database for vehicles registered to a subject.